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The best asks, ever.

1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
22: Which continents have you been on?
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
24: Backpacks or satchels?
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
30: The latest you've ever slept?
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
32: Do you pick at scabs?
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
34: How far can you throw a baseball?
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
47: City or nature person?
48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!

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havefuncarolina:

ichidou:

cobaltspartan:

ichidou:

The Mother of Invention.

It’s a giant gun

why didn’t i notice this before

insert joke here about the director compensating for something

and/or his ability to aim

Well, it’s no sniper rifle that’s for sure.

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[[Alright!

ask-agentalaska:

I lied about posting the Carolina skin tomorrow :3 Check it out!

I also took the time to make a York and Director skin as well.

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caitlinriley:

pearlspopcultureandperfume:

This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.

outstanding.

well played sir
well played

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piedoomy:

piedoomy:

aussieasher:

omgtsn:

thegoldpiilot:

gamzees-purple-nipples:

clumsyoctopus:

canaderp:

AHHH

MAMA

THAT LOOKS AWESOME

haha dang that wig styling is impressively accurate

sCREAMING

omfg

~~i need that wig so bad~~

don’t like ponies but WOW HOT A WHAT BAABHABHIAT COSPLAYER

ashdf

hbefhbfbebebeb

euu7e73782872

~~888JWJEEJEJ~~

WSSSSSSSGEDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

BE

MY

FRIEND

PLS

andalsomorethantthat

IM REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

thats just OH GAAAAHHHHD

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Badass Spidergoats!

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stablefree:

OH

MY

GOD

BLUES BROTHERS

PONIES

I CAN’T HANDLE THIS

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fabforgottennobility:

SR71 and F104

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Alright so I’m laying down about to go to sleep when SUDDENLY:

timelessreference:

fisherpon:

sturmpony:

I see a post on tumblr that says Princess and has a picture of Chrysalis and my mind begins to make a bunch of connections that I’d never thought to pursue before and suddenly oh my god I think I have the best headcanon ever in regards to Queen Chrysalis and why she’s technically an alicorn.

Do you remember the tale of the alicorn Princess who suffered from the effects of Love Poison?

Do you recall what it is that Chrysalis and her brood feed upon?

Holy fucking shit